Just a bit of a fun Christmas greeting to all friends and colleagues out there. Can you identify which English dialect is in which of these sentences? What was the original message?
Your choices are:
a) Scouse d) Geordie g) Dead posh (ie: me)
b) Irish e) Yorkshire h) Brummie
c) Scots f) Cockney i) Ali G street
1) Yav a really chuffed christmas with all bostin' wishes ter all ar dear an' loony friends afar an' wide.
2) 'uv a dead made-up Crimbo wi' all beesknees wishes ter all us dear and lewny friends far and wide.
3) Hev a deed happy christmas wi' aaal best wishes tuh aaal wor hinny an' loony friends far an' wide.
4) Hae a pure canty christmas wi' aw best wishes tae aw uir hen an' loony friends far an' wide.
5) Av eur chuffin' 'appy christmas wi' orl best wishes ta orl wee eh up 'n loony friends far 'n wide.
6) As da fe real chuffed christmas wiv all fittest wishes to all our me main geeza an' loony boys far an' wide.
'av a really 'appy christmas wi' al' best wishes ter al' our dear an' loony lads far an' wide
8)
'ave a 'eaven and 'ell 'appy christmas wif aw Mae West Pots And Dishes ter aw our dear and loony friends far and duck 'n' dive.
9) Have ah hairlairh jolly christmas with all mwah mwah sweetie to all our deaaar and loohny friends faaar and wide. Goodness me!
Seriously folks, have a great Christmas!
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